Love Thy Neighbor

For those of you who spend a fair amount of time at our house, by now you have met our neighbor Pam. So this picture comes as no shock or surprise to you, in fact, you are relieved to see her in a swimsuit instead of nude. For the rest of you, as I was walking around the corner yesterday, I shot this pic with my cell phone so you could have some idea of what we talk about when we refer to Pam. She is our liberal nudist neighbor for whom we had to add another 8 foot fence ontop of our 6 foot fence to keep the kids from looking over at her and her friends. (Although when the kids told me there were naked people in Pam's yard I asked them if they were men or women, they told me "We don't know".) It seems now she has taken her sunbatheing to the front yard and it is repulsing/humoring the neighborhood. My neighbor called me this morning laughing so hard she could hardly talk to tell me Pam was at it again. Now from this picture you can see a giant obnoxious eagle in the yard, and christmas lights still up on the 17th of January, combine that with Pam sprawled on the grass and ask the question"Is this a matter for the Homeowner's Association?"