Sunday, April 19, 2009

MASSACRE II

They say that rapists and serial killers can not be rehabilitated. Such is the case of a mass-murdering dog. After therapeutic sessions with the shock collar, Ruckus will not go in the garage where the first mass-murder happened. The chickens have been playing outside during the day in their coop and run. Then I bring them in at night. There is one security breach in the coop and that is: when the double door locks are locked they can easily be undone if the door is pushed from the inside out. Dan picked up a new lock today and we were going to install it this afternoon. Before we got to it, Ruckus figured out the breach. As Ashley walked into the back yard, she saw her chick (alive) swimming in the pool. She ran to the side of the house to see Emily's chick dead in the walkway. She ran to get me and I found another chick dead in the coop and one alive in the garden. Ruckus got a spanking and was put in his kennel. I don't know if I will replace the chicks... I will try (even though Dan forbids it). The flock I had was perfect. They all got along really well and were the same age. They slept on each other and were very close. After "the incident" the dominant chick was calling for the others:( We will see...... It is tough to get older chicks and I don't feel like starting over with 2 more baby chicks in the garage. Next week they were to be outside full time. Electric fencing goes up next weekend! How many little lives must be lost before I figure out how to be a chicken farmer? Maybe I will light the Santo San Miguel Candle that was left on our steps and put it on the chicken graves tonight.

6 comments:

Ray Johnson said...

This is the kind of thing that turns my stomach. And we don't need it on this island!

Ray Johnson said...

Brother Dan and Sister Lisa- I need you to call me- according to our records we neither had these chicks' names on our books, nor any tithing payments from them. This is not good for their well-being in the beyond. May need to have you send a couple of your kids down to do baptisms for the post-mortem.

Also, have you considered the benefits of owning a really fine set of leather-bound scriptures? Be the envy of your neighbors with these classic tomes!

Lib-Dawg said...

Okay - you need to get rid of RUCKUS!!!!!!!!! Chickens are lot's more important, and they produce eggs for you...what does Ruckus produce???

Ray Johnson said...
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Ray Johnson said...

Dear Libby-

Ruckus is a boy, or "male" dog, and as such, he produces what are called "sperm", or "spermatazoa". An egg is nothing without sperm, which are used to fertilize eggs, produced by females.

The spermatozoa of animals are produced through spermatogenesis inside the male gonads (testicles) via meiotic division. They are carried out of the male body in a fluid known as semen.

Sperm, once released (contact me for a demonstration- all the kids are doing it), swim 'upstream' and find the egg, penetrating the outer shell, and a totipotent zygote is then formed with the potential to develop into a new organism.

So you see, Ruckus is actually quite an essential, if not lucrative, part of reproduction and the life cycle as a whole. We'd do best not to belittle, or decry, his part in our ongoing collective role as living beings.

Klein said...

Dear Bill Nye the Science Guy-
Ruckus was casterated 5 years ago (for personal reasons).